Sinkies Applaud Husband’s ‘Buy One Get One’ In-Law Deal

Singaporeans are reportedly weeping with envy after a Taiwanese screenwriter successfully negotiated a "Buy One, Get One Free" package involving his wife and her own mother.

While the actress was busy feeding their child, the husband was reportedly exploring the mother-in-law's ancient topography in the next room.

Local efficiency experts have hailed the move as the pinnacle of time management, noting that shagging two generations under one roof saves significantly on Grab fares.

"Wah lau, this one is true value-for-money leh," noted one Yishun resident.

"Usually mother-in-law only know how to nag and ask for allowance, but this one know how to give extra service. Power sia!"

The husband, now a decaying husk, maintains the mother-in-law seduced him, proving that even in incestuous adultery, men will always blame the auntie.