Sinkies Applaud Actor For Efficiently Paying Off All Accusers

Hollywood legend Kevin Spacey has successfully avoided another trial in the UK by utilising the ancient and noble art of the "confidential settlement."

By exchanging a mountain of cash for a lifetime of silence, the actor has finally earned the respect of pragmatic Singaporeans who believe every problem has a price tag.

"Liddat also can ah?" asked one local delivery rider while scrolling through his phone.

"This actor really champion sia, instead of talk so much in court, he just throw money until they diam diam. If I had his kind of budget, I also pay my neighbour to stop singing karaoke at 2am lor."

Authorities confirm that while justice is blind, it certainly has very deep pockets.