Sinkie Worker Ignores Fiery Explosion To Protect Precious MC Balance

An Aljunied industrial building briefly transformed into a Michael Bay film set Tuesday after a worker decided to play hero with a garden hose.

Leaked footage showed the employee attempting to douse a blaze before a massive explosion tried to physically delete him from the payroll.

Despite being flash-fried like a budget prawn cracker, the worker declined a hospital trip, fearing the HR department more than internal bleeding.

"Abit of fire only, don't be so strawberry lah," noted an eyewitness from the carpark.

"If he go hospital, who going to finish the packing?"

"Later boss pek cek then how?"

Authorities are investigating whether the "discarded items" were actually the charred remains of the company’s 2026 bonus projections.