Sinkie Woman Shocked $1M In Rolexes Can't Buy Tax Immunity

SINGAPORE — A local 56-year-old visionary has been apprehended after attempting to turn the national tax system into a "Choose Your Own Adventure" novel featuring fictitious companies and $1 million in luxury watches.

IRAS investigators, who apparently lack a sense of humour regarding creative accounting, seized 179 watches from the woman who believed "Time is Money" was a literal government-approved filing strategy.

"I tell her already, don't be so lansi," said a former business associate, Ah Hock. "She think she can just anyhow print invoice then can buy Hublot ah? Now inside the lockup also no need to see time, just wait for breakfast only."

Authorities reminded citizens that while shell companies are popular, they should ideally contain more than just audacity and stolen horology.