Sinkie Terrified To Watch Movie Without Seven Prequels Already Explained

Following the global success of Project Hail Mary, local audiences are reportedly struggling to process a cinematic experience that doesn’t require watching 48 previous instalments to understand the plot.

Film critics note that while the world celebrates "originality," Singaporeans remain deeply suspicious of any protagonist who hasn't been bitten by a radioactive insect or isn't wearing tactical spandex.

“Walao, I wait the whole two hours for the post-credit scene to show Nick Fury, but nothing leh,” complained 34-year-old franchise slave, Tan Ah Kow.

“Spend twenty dollars then the story just ends? No multiverse? No Part 2 coming out next year? What kind of low-SES scam is this, cb?”

Experts suggest Singaporeans find original plots "mentally draining" because they actually have to pay attention instead of just waiting for a familiar cameo to tell them when to clap.