Sinkie Sues Porsche Dealer After EV Battery Faints From Tap

A local high-flyer is suing TTS for $300,000 after his Porsche EV suffered a total spiritual collapse following a minor rear-end tickle.

The owner claims the battery has the structural integrity of soggy kaya toast, failing just one day after its previous replacement.

Despite costing more than a small nation’s GDP, the vehicle reportedly entered a permanent vegetative state when a Mazda gently whispered into its bumper.

“I pay half a million and one small knock the whole battery go die already, how can like that?” complained the owner.

Experts suggest the battery was simply too "strawberry generation" to survive Singapore’s roads.

“Wah lao, look at the car only it spoil liao, so fragile for what?” noted one eyewitness.