Sinkie Stunned To Discover MRT Isn’t Designated Smoking Zone

A local man was left visibly traumatised after a fellow commuter informed him that the Circle Line is not, in fact, a high-speed nicotine lounge.

The gentleman, who was caught fumbling with a cigarette, reportedly believed the "No Smoking" signs were merely vintage retro stickers celebrating Singapore’s rebellious past.

"Siao eh, I thought the train can puff puff pass while going MacPherson what," the man allegedly whispered, his face frozen in the shock of a thousand potential fines.

Witnesses noted that the intruder’s gentle pat on the man’s back felt like a divine intervention from a passive-aggressive angel.

The stunned commuter eventually alighted, likely to find a void deck where he could safely ruin his lungs in peace.