Sinkie Man Taxes Woman $920,000 By Simply Sounding Extremely Bored

A local logistics enthusiast has been arrested for proving the easiest way to earn a million dollars in Singapore is to sound like a tired civil servant.

The 38-year-old visionary allegedly secured $920,000 in gold by convincing a woman her luxury watches required a "national security vibe check" by the Ministry of Law.

He successfully weaponised the average Sinkie’s Pavlovian urge to obey anyone using a three-letter acronym and an appropriately annoyed tone.

Police seized a cash-counting machine, proving he was the only individual in the country actually exceeding his annual productivity KPIs.

"He talk like real gahmen officer sia, so she just pass gold like buying 4D lor," a witness commented.