Sinkie Foreplay Now Just 3-Hour Argument Over Air-Con Temperature

A local couple has reportedly reached a level of sexual peak previously thought impossible by scientists after a four-hour screaming match regarding the optimal temperature of their Daikin unit.

Cheryl Tan and Jason Ng, who haven't touched each other since the 2011 General Election, discovered that the true G-spot is located somewhere between "Your Mother's Fault" and "Why You So Late."

"Wah lau, the way he slam the door and then sigh very loud... so hot sia," Cheryl told reporters while vibrating with pure, unadulterated rage.

Experts suggest that for the average Singaporean, a well-timed, sarcastic "Fine, whatever" is significantly more effective than any blue pill.

"I just tell her her makeup look like wayang skin, then she tell me my salary lower than her JC ex-boyfriend," Jason explained, lighting a post-argument cigarette.

"Then we just stare at each other until the sexual tension is more stifling than the haze."

The government is reportedly considering subsidizing domestic disputes to finally boost the birth rate.