Sinkie Finds Trump’s “High” $4 Gas Prices Extremely Fucking Adorable.

As President Trump addresses the nation regarding “unbearable” US$4 per gallon fuel, Singaporeans are collectively wondering when Americans became such massive pussies.

Local Grab drivers have expressed an eager willingness to personally join the frontlines in Tehran if it means paying S$1.35 per litre instead of selling a kidney to Shell.

“Walao, they are making war for $4 per gallon while I’m paying $3.10 per litre just to sit in traffic at the KPE,” remarked one resident while sobbing into a lukewarm Teh-O.

Experts suggest that while Trump wants to blast Iran back to the Stone Age, Singaporeans have already reached financial extinction thanks to private hire surge pricing.

Most Sinkies agree that if a nuclear winter finally lowers the price of 95-octane, they would gladly volunteer to load the silos themselves.