Sinkie Fans To Pay Full Price For 85.7% Of A Boy Band

Local K-pop fans have confirmed they are absolutely fine with paying $500 for Enhypen tickets despite the group arriving with a glaring 14.3% hole in their choreography.

While Heeseung has successfully tunneled his way out of the Hybe basement to pursue a "solo career," Singaporean fans are already lining up to see the remaining members perform routines that now look dangerously asymmetrical.

The member's sudden exit has triggered a wave of "protest trucks" from fans who apparently have more disposable income than basic emotional stability.

"I am literally shaking and crying that our bias is gone," said one fan who is currently selling her kidney to afford a VIP package.

"But if the agency thinks one missing twink will stop me from bankrupting myself for a Category 1 ticket, they are fucking mistaken."