Sinkie Employer Perplexed Helper Prefers Global Poverty Over Him

A local employer is currently undergoing a severe existential crisis after discovering his personality is officially more devastating than a civil war.

The domestic worker allegedly cited a "family emergency" to escape the household, despite having used the exact same "dead mother" excuse to flee her previous employer just seven days prior.

"I check her history then I know she kill her mother twice in two weeks already," the employer lamented while struggling to boil an egg.

"Is it my face or the way I ask her to iron my socks until they got sharp lines?"

The recruitment agency confirmed the worker finds the prospect of third-world destitution significantly more relaxing than hearing another complaint about the water-to-rice ratio.

"Walau, I rather go back and eat grass than stay here hear him kpkb about dust," the helper reportedly told neighbours.