Sinkie Employee Fakes Bali Trip To Suffer In Peace

Local corporate slave Tan Ah Kow has reached the final stage of evolution for a Singaporean employee: paying his company for the privilege of doing unpaid overtime.

By applying for “Overseas Leave” while actually hiding in his Jurong West flat, Tan finally achieved the ultimate Singaporean dream: working 14 hours a day without some cb colleague asking “can help check this ah?”

“If I stay in Singapore, my boss thinks I’m still his property,” said Tan while eating cold Maggi mee.

“But if I pretend to be in Tokyo, suddenly I’m a human being with rights.”

His HR department praised his ‘growth mindset’, noting that Tan is the most cost-effective resource since the invention of child labor.