Sinkie Driver Offers Free Punches To Avoid $2 Carpark Fee

In a stunning display of Jurong fiscal responsibility, a local motorist at the IMM carpark attempted to save enough for a McSpicy by glueing his bumper to the vehicle in front.

The budget-conscious enthusiast, clearly auditioning for a low-budget “Fast & Furious” sequel, became enraged when the victim dared to suggest that paying for parking is a legal requirement.

“Walao, you assuming I no money ah? You f*** off and go, else I punch your face!” shouted the worker, offering a violent facial realignment as a generous substitute for his Nets FlashPay card.

Official records later revealed the aggressor is currently "collecting" over $500 in unpaid government fines, proving that Singaporeans will happily risk a jail term just to avoid paying two dollars to a gantry.