Sinkie Disappointed "Delicious" Shanghai Symphony Is Not Fucking Edible

Local Grab driver Desmond Tan expressed profound disappointment after realizing the "delicious" Shanghai Symphony Orchestra debut involved violins instead of actual food.

Enticed by a Straits Times review that promised a "tasty" performance, Tan spent $200 on a front-row seat, fully expecting 147-year-old dumplings.

"Liddat also call delicious? I wait two hours, not even one piece of Xiao Long Bao come out, only one botak man waving stick," Tan complained while trying to dip his ticket in soy sauce.

Music Director Long Yu was reportedly baffled as several audience members began screaming for ginger and vinegar during the second movement.

The Esplanade has since clarified that "delicious" is just a word used by pretentious critics to justify their useless degrees.

The management confirmed that no refunds will be issued for a lack of MSG in the performance.