Sinkie Couples To Trade Internal Organs For 4-Room HDB BTO

The Housing Development Board has successfully transitioned from a public housing provider to a prestigious luxury auction house.

Resale prices have soared so high that a 3-room flat in Queenstown now costs more than a literal fleet of gold-plated Ferraris.

Financial advisors are now urging young Singaporeans to diversify their portfolios by selling their redundant corneas and segments of their liver.

"Siao eh, last time my father buy house only fifty k, now I pay one million for flat that look like prison cell," remarked a disgruntled millennial.

The government maintains that housing remains accessible, as long as citizens are willing to take out a 400-year mortgage and sacrifice their firstborn.

"Stop complaining lah, you think the void deck cat live there for free is it?" shouted a grassroots leader during a heated dialogue.

Future developments will feature "Vertical Coffin Units" to cater to the budget-conscious Sinkie who enjoys breathing in shifts.