Sinkie Arrested For Starting Unsolicited HDB Doorstep Meat Delivery

A 36-year-old visionary was arrested after attempting to launch an artisanal, unsolicited doorstep meat delivery service in Tampines.

The worker was charged after leaving a handwritten "product review" and a raw sample at a flat entrance, confusing residents who hadn't ordered a charcuterie board.

Police used high-definition cameras to track the suspect, proving that Singapore is the only place where raw meat cannot sit on a floor for four hours without a tactical response.

"I thought he grab wrong house," said one eyewitness.

"But the note so long and rude, I thought he want become food blogger ah?"

Authorities warned that Sinkies treating corridors like a wet market will find themselves eating prison porridge instead of steaks.

The offender now faces five years of state-sponsored accommodation for his failed marketing campaign.