Singtel Rebrands Massive Network Failures As National Mental Resilience Training Exercise

Singtel has officially announced that its recent string of catastrophic network failures is actually a visionary national initiative to build “mental resilience” among Singapore’s chronically online population.

The telco explained that the three-day blackout was a curated “surprise” designed to test if citizens could survive three hours without scrolling through TikTok.

A spokesperson confirmed that “intermittent issues” will continue indefinitely to ensure subscribers remain humble and grateful for the three minutes of connectivity they receive daily.

“Simisai mental resilience? My boss WhatsApp call me, then line cut, he think I block him, now I no more job, resilience your kepala lah!” shouted 45-year-old Tan Ah Teck.

Singtel recommends all newly-unemployed customers simply “restart their lives” until the signal returns.