Singaporeans travel 5 hours to remember what grass looks like

Determined to escape the sterile, vertical cemetery known as Singapore, local travellers are spending thousands to sit in a rented SUV and stare at a field.

The five-day road trip through Western Australia is specifically designed to simulate a life where one isn’t constantly harassed by elevator chimes and the smell of recycled office air.

One traveller, a burnt-out manager, reportedly suffered a nervous breakdown after spotting a Highland cow that possessed more personality than their entire department.

“Wah lau, the cow hair so long, look like my boss but more handsome sia,” the traveller sobbed while frantically uploading 400 photos of a literal bush to Instagram.

“In Jurong, only got pigeons and heatstroke. Here, got wind and no people. I don't want go back to my cubicle, confirm plus chop I will die.”