Singaporeans Trapped In Massive Lego Office Now Paid In Bricks

The Lego Group has unveiled a 7,000-square-metre daycare designed to gaslight Singaporeans into believing that corporate drudgery is a whimsical adventure.

The workspace features "tingkat" boxes of bricks to distract employees from the fact that they are hot-desking toward an early grave.

A VP confirmed the vibrant zones are engineered to prevent overworked staff from staring too long at the Level 15 windows.

A life-size Lego otter provides the only emotional support for those working twelve-hour shifts in a pretend playground.

"Sian man, the wall say 'Creativity is Fun' but my brain flat like Lego baseplate," muttered one Creative Director.

Staff caught leaving early must walk barefoot across a strip of sharp plastic bricks.