Singaporeans Stunned To Discover Revolutionary New Staple Food ‘Rice’

The geniuses behind a popular YouTube channel have finally decided that digital meat isn’t enough to sustain the hollow souls of CBD office drones.

In a move hailed as the greatest culinary breakthrough since the invention of the spoon, the new eatery aims to introduce Singaporeans to an exotic, translucent grain they’ve creatively named ‘Rice’.

The establishment promises to treat this mysterious white substance with the reverence it deserves, charging premium prices for the privilege of eating what your grandmother makes for fifty cents.

“Wah lau, I thought rice only come from supermarket plastic bag, now got specialized YouTube rice shop, must be high-SES grain lah!” remarked one hungry office worker.

Analysts suggest that if this daring experiment with boiled seeds succeeds, the group might eventually pioneer a radical new beverage concept called ‘Water’.