Singapore Slurp: Singaporeans SHOCKED Mandopop star’s creativity is just elderly man’s text.
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Singaporeans SHOCKED Mandopop star’s creativity is just elderly man’s text.

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Alex Wong
Thursday 19th March 2026 @ 08:06 SST
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The Mandopop star has admitted his creative well is drier than a Jurong East construction site.

He revealed his new album, Children Of The Sun, was actually a recycled scrap from an elderly Hong Kong singer.

The Hong Kong legend coined the term during a rainy concert, and the Taiwanese millionaire turned a polite note into a global campaign.

"Wah lau, this kind of 'talent' I also have," remarked one local fan while waiting for GrabFood.

"Next time I tell my friend he is 'Child of the MC', he go and release sixteen albums and sell me expensive mangoes is it?"

Universal Music Singapore confirmed the tracks will feature the same three chords used since 2001.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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