Singaporeans Relieved To See Someone Finally Projectile Vomit On Middle-Class Values

The Ngee Ann Kongsi Theatre was filled to capacity this week as local audiences paid premium prices to witness the rare sight of functional adults losing their absolute shit.

While most residents spend their entire existence marinating in suppressed domestic rage, Nine Years Theatre’s production of "God Of Carnage" offered the exquisite catharsis of watching the middle class trade "polite feedback" for rum-fuelled screaming matches.

"Siao eh, I thought I was watching my own family reunion minus the red packets," remarked local theatre-goer, Jervais Lim, while enthusiastically filming the onstage projectile vomiting.

"The way they eviscerated those tulips... so much passion, I almost forgot I have a performance review tomorrow."

Critics agree that witnessing a total civilisational collapse is the only thing left that makes Singaporeans feel alive.