Singaporeans Relieved Blurry Vision Is Just Glaucoma, Not Overwork

Health officials are warning that the sudden inability to see your children's faces might actually be glaucoma and not just a standard reaction to a 14-hour shift.

One corporate worker admitted she ignored her darkening peripheral vision for years, assuming it was simply her soul physically attempting to leave her body.

"I thought my eyes blurred because I was crying about my life," the worker explained.

"I tell my boss, 'Aiyoh, I cannot see the Excel sheet because I so tired, need to sleep leh!'"

Medical experts suggest that irreversible blindness is a small price to pay for finally having a valid excuse to ignore "urgent" WhatsApp messages from the office.

Apparently, many Sinkies find the prospect of total darkness significantly more relaxing than staring at their bank accounts.