Singaporeans Ready To Sacrifice Firstborns For Netflix K-Pop Tour

Netflix’s announcement of a "KPop Demon Hunters" world tour has triggered a wave of hysterical, bank-account-shredding delirium among Singaporeans.

Despite the performers being purely digital pixels, local fans are reportedly ready to liquidate their life savings to watch a high-definition projector screen.

Promoters expect the tour to sell out instantly, as Sinkies are notoriously desperate to pay $600 for the privilege of breathing the same recycled air as a hologram.

"I don't care if they animated, their skin still better than mine," shrieked one entry-level worker while listing their firstborn on Carousell.

"Boss always treat me like demon anyway, might as well see some Chiobu slay them on stage."

Netflix reportedly plans to charge $90 for "VIP animated digital sweat."