Singaporeans Proud Local Song Soundtracks Fictional American Lesbian Hookup

The entire nation of Singapore is vibrating with a collective, unearned sense of accomplishment after singer Linying’s music was used as forgettable background noise on Grey’s Anatomy.

The track "Blondie" provided the perfect auditory wallpaper for two fictional doctors waking up after a lesbian tryst, marking the first time a Singaporean has successfully infiltrated an American hospital without a nursing degree.

Local patriots are already petitioning for a national holiday to celebrate this monumental achievement of being ignored by millions of mid-western housewives.

"Wah lau, her song play for five seconds only, but confirm Win Liao Lor!" chirped fan, Ah Lian.

"Next time Taylor Swift also must cover her song, then we truly world class!"