Singaporeans Prefer Perishing In House Fire Over New Jack Neo Film

Legendary cinematic terrorist Jack Neo has announced he will once again violate Singaporean eyeballs with “Ah Boys To Firemen,” a $3 million disaster flick.

The movie follows a reluctant SCDF recruit who discovers true courage while navigating a skyscraper blaze and thirty-seven mandatory corporate sponsorship deals.

Film critics expect the production to consist primarily of characters screaming in slow-motion while holding bottles of Essence of Chicken for the camera.

Local resident, Tan Ah Kow, expressed absolute horror at the news of the upcoming franchise extension.

“Wah lau, enough already lah, every year also same story, just change uniform only,” Tan remarked while weeping.

“Better I just stay inside the burning HDB flat than watch Jack Neo make us cry with his cringey CGI fire and emotional piano music, siao ah!”