Singaporeans Pay To Be Trapped In Rooms Just To Nap

Singapore’s newest "lepak" trend involves citizens paying $35 to be locked in a windowless box for 60 minutes, purely to avoid their families.

While the puzzles remain unsolved, participants are reportedly using the "Prison Break" scenario to achieve their first eight hours of sleep since the 2011 General Election.

"Wah lau, the air-con inside damn song, and nobody can ask me for report or ask why I haven't get married yet," said 34-year-old Kelvin Teo while drooling on a prop skeleton.

Organisers have noted a 400% increase in "players" who simply walk in, lie on the floor, and ask to be woken up only when the timer hits zero.

In a city where "free time" is a punishable offence, being legally incarcerated is the only way to achieve true inner peace.

Local authorities are considering taxing this sudden leisure, as any moment spent not generating GDP is technically high treason.