Singaporeans Pay $28,000 To Join Exclusive Club Of Scam Victims

Singaporeans are flocking to spend $28,250 on "vacation clubs," proving millennials are just as gullible as the boomer parents they constantly mock.

These points-based systems allow local professionals to pay five figures upfront for the privilege of being told every resort is fully booked until 2046.

The trend highlights a desperate need for Sinkies to feel "exclusive" while staying in a glorified studio apartment in Khao Lak.

One local worker admitted the high-pressure sales pitch was the most attention he’s received since his wedding.

"Last time I think is scam, but now I see the gold membership card I feel very high-SES," the victim said.

"Even if I cannot book anything, I still got the logo to show off, so bohua also must buy lah!"