Singaporeans Pay $19.50 To Confirm They Actually Possess Hearts

The ArtScience Museum has finally given Singaporeans a chance to see what a human looks like without a corporate lanyard or a crushing sense of existential dread.

The "Flesh and Bones" exhibit features preserved organs, allowing locals to marvel at anatomical structures they haven't felt since starting their 90-hour work weeks.

Curators noted that the "Silent Mentor" cadaver section was particularly popular with parents using the deceased as educational threats.

"Boy, you see ah? If you don't study hard to be doctor, you end up on table let people poke-poke only," one mother warned her traumatised toddler.

Other visitors were seen poking a plastinated heart, surprised to find it was still warmer than their boss’s performance review feedback.