Singaporeans Pay $1,200 To Watch French Peasants Starve Professionally

Base Entertainment Asia has graciously offered 100 elite Singaporeans the chance to “save” $800 by immediately spending $1,200 on musical theatre.

The BASE Insider membership allows wealthy Sinkies to secure premium seats for Les Misérables, ensuring they can watch 19th-century French beggars die of poverty from the comfort of an air-conditioned theatre.

“Eh, $120 per show is a steal leh,” remarked one eager auntie.

“Better than watching my husband complain about the bills at home, at least these poor people on stage can sing properly while they starving.”

The package includes “Show and Dine” options, allowing patrons to swallow a $300 steak at MBS while watching fictional orphans fight for bread.

Nothing screams “culture” like paying a month’s salary to feel superior to a singing street urchin.