Singaporeans Outsource Murder to JB to Enjoy Better Exchange Rate

In a bold move to maximize purchasing power, four Singaporeans were extradited after allegedly murdering a man in Johor Bahru.

While most Sinkies cross the Causeway for cheap groceries, these innovative citizens decided to outsource their homicide requirements to exploit the superior exchange rate.

One suspect at Teban Gardens even attempted a high-rise escape, forcing authorities to provide a luxury inflatable mattress for his convenience.

"Wah lau, everything here so expensive until stabbing also must go JB, sibei save money sia," remarked one witness.

The SPF confirmed that cross-border ties ensure local criminals receive the budget-friendly justice they deserve.