Singaporeans Outraged After Korean Singer Accidentally Displays Moral Integrity

The unprecedented act of professional integrity by the South Korean singer has left local fans in a state of clinical confusion and mental distress.

By issuing a full refund for a mere sore throat, the performer violated the sacred Singaporean tradition of being treated like absolute rubbish by event organisers.

“I already stand by my phone to write long-long complaint on Facebook, but the money just appear,” one disappointed concertgoer lamented.

“He even shake my hand somemore, so geli one, now I cannot even post ‘disappointed’ on TikTok with sad music for views.”

Psychologists warn that this exposure to “decency” could permanently damage the Sinkie nervous system, which is biologically wired to only function when fueled by pure, unadulterated spite.