Singaporeans Offer Own Ankles To Replace Injured BTS RM’s Bone

The Republic of Singapore has entered a period of unofficial national mourning following the catastrophic news that BTS leader RM has slightly bruised his precious ankle during a dance rehearsal.

Distraught local fans have reportedly besieged the South Korean embassy, brandishing meat cleavers and offering to harvest their own lower extremities to ensure the idol can continue his pelvic thrusts unhindered.

“Wah lau, my leg for what? He need to dance more than I need to walk to the kopitiam lah,” sobbed 28-year-old ARMY member, Sharon Tan, while sharpening a kitchen knife.

Economists now fear a total productivity collapse as thousands of Singaporeans take MC just to stare at a livestream of RM’s medical cast.