Singaporeans Offer Living Ankle Transplants To Crippled BTS Star

The news that RM’s ankle has finally surrendered to the laws of physics has plunged Singaporeans into a state of catatonic shock usually reserved for a McDonald’s Hello Kitty shortage.

As the BTS leader prepares to limp through his Seoul comeback, thousands of local fans have reportedly contacted the Ministry of Health to volunteer their own lower limbs for immediate transplant.

Analysts suggest that the collective weeping of Singaporean teenagers has increased the humidity levels in Jurong by 12 percent.

“Liddat how to dance? My heart pain already, I also cannot walk properly now,” sobbed self-proclaimed ‘BTS-Wife’ Cheryl Tan, while clutching a photocard of a man who doesn’t know she exists.

Authorities have yet to declare a public holiday.