Singaporeans Line Up To Wear Designer Trash From Zara

Global giant Zara has partnered with a disgraced British designer, proving Singaporeans will forgive anything if the price tag is high enough.

The upcoming collection involves "upcycling" Zara’s unsold landfill surplus, tricking Sinkies into paying premium prices for the same polyester rags that gave them heat rashes in 2019.

Local fashionistas are reportedly thrilled at the prospect of wearing "haute couture" that smells faintly of a Madrid warehouse fire.

"Wah lau, $400 for one torn shirt ah?" asked one local hypebeast.

"But got big designer name leh, must buy and flex so people think I high-SES!"

Zara remains confident that the Singapore market is too shallow to notice the designer's history of public meltdowns, as long as the paper bag looks expensive.