Singaporeans Legally Renounce Citizenship Following Latest K-Pop Oscar Win

Following the double Oscar win for *KPop Demon Hunters*, millions of Singaporeans have officially filed paperwork to renounce their identities in favour of becoming "Honorary Seoulites."

The local government has been overwhelmed by residents demanding the national anthem be remixed with a pulsing EDM bassline and a mandatory rap verse.

Social scientists warn that "K-syndrome" has reached terminal levels, with the average Sinkie now incapable of feeling joy unless it is manufactured by a Korean conglomerate.

"Every time also Korea win, then our one only can win 'Participant' award," complained one disgruntled office worker.

"If the movie no got Oppa fighting ghost, I don't want to watch lah, so sian one!"

Consequently, local filmmakers must now include synchronized dance breaks in every documentary to avoid immediate bankruptcy.