Singaporeans Jealous As Fuck Of Ryan Gosling Waking Up With Total Amnesia

The record-breaking debut of Project Hail Mary has triggered a nationwide wave of envy as locals realize the absolute luxury of waking up with amnesia.

While the film depicts an astronaut stranded in space to save humanity, Singaporeans are primarily focused on the "blessing" of forgetting their entire existence.

Psychologists note that drifting through a silent void without a personality is currently the top-rated fantasy for anyone living on this crowded island.

"Wah lau, imagine waking up and don't even know you got 500 unread WhatsApp messages," said executive Tan Ah Kow.

"No memory of my debt or my toxic ex? That one is not a disaster, that one is a promotion, sia."

The government has since clarified that "space-based amnesia" is still not a valid excuse for missing reservist.