Singaporeans Fail To Will 4-Day Work Week Into Existence

Following Miley Cyrus’s revelation that she "willed" a Disney special into existence by simply lying about it, millions of Singaporeans have attempted to manifest a four-day work week through collective hallucination.

The trend, dubbed "The Cyrus Delusion," involves office workers updating their LinkedIn banners to "Permanently OOO" and ignoring every email sent after Thursday lunch.

Unfortunately, the cosmic energy of manifestation has proven no match for the predatory instincts of local middle management who exist solely to harvest human misery.

"I try to will my bonus into existence by posting aesthetic desk photos, but my supervisor just ask me why I never finish the report," said one exhausted worker.

"Willing into existence my kuku-jiao lah, the only thing I successfully willed was one HR warning letter."