Singaporeans Envious Of Thai Drink-Spiking Victim’s Deep Coma Sleep

Following the tragic death of a British tourist in Bangkok, Singaporeans have expressed profound jealousy toward his girlfriend who successfully transitioned into a medical coma.

While international authorities investigate the fatal spiking incident, local office workers are reportedly scouring travel forums to find the exact bar offering the "uninterruptible forty-eight-hour nap package."

"Wah lau, her sleep quality so good, I’m legit jealous sia," said sleep-deprived analyst Teo Boon Hock, while vibrating from his eighth espresso of the morning.

"I go Bangkok only get Lao Sai, but this girl can sleep through three consecutive Monday morning meetings without my boss calling, DAMN WORTH IT."

The Ministry of Manpower has since clarified that involuntary comas induced by Thai neurotoxins do not qualify for paid medical leave without a physical certificate.