Singaporeans Eager To Pay Rent Directly To Johor Royalty

The URA has cleared the path for the Johor Regent to build mansions on Holland Road, confirming Singapore is basically a luxury backyard for Malaysian elites.

By rezoning the land to "Residential," officials ensured the only "Special" thing about the site was how fast they folded for a foreign prince.

Property agents are already rebranding Holland Village as "Johor Bahru Central (No Passport Required)" to attract high-net-worth suckers.

One local resident remarked, "Wah lau, last time buy house must see gahmen face, now can pay rent to real King? So high SES, hopefully he let me park my COE car in his porch."

A spokesperson confirmed that while the Botanic Gardens remain a heritage site, Singaporean sovereignty is currently zoned as "negotiable."