Singaporeans Distraught as Only Actor Portraying Their General Redundancy Dies

The death of Nicholas Brendon has plunged Singapore into a state of existential crisis, as the nation’s millions of mediocre inhabitants lose their only cinematic representation.

Brendon, who played the famously useless Xander Harris, was the sole Hollywood figure who captured the essence of standing around while others do the actual work.

Locals are reportedly devastated that the primary archetype for a person with zero marketable skills and a questionable personality has been extinguished.

"He was the true King of the Sinkies," remarked 40-year-old data entry specialist, Aloysius Pang.

"No power, always blur, but still get to see the chio bu everyday—is the Singaporean dream come true or what?"

Citizens are now worried they have no celebrities left to mirror their own complete lack of purpose.