Singaporeans Discover Murder Is Much More Affordable In Malaysia

In a visionary move to beat the rising cost of living, four enterprising Singaporeans have successfully outsourced their homicidal tendencies to Johor Bahru.

While most Sinkies cross the Causeway for cheap car washes and illicit fuel, these trendsetters identified a gap in the market for budget-friendly manslaughter.

The operation culminated in a dramatic Teban Gardens standoff where police officers rappelled from windows like highly-trained, unpaid interns.

"Wah lau, I thought they go JB only for lok-lok and massage," remarked one neighbour while filming the arrest for TikTok. "Nowadays even killing also must find lobang across the border. The exchange rate for murder is really quite power!"

The quartet now faces the death penalty, finally achieving the permanent residency in Malaysia they so clearly craved.