Singaporeans Devastated As Middle East War Ruins Their Year-End Leave

The international community is reeling from escalating Middle East tensions, but the true victims are Singaporeans now forced to endure extra in-flight movies.

As missiles fly, local travellers face the existential horror of fuel surcharges, which experts claim is "more traumatic" than actual geopolitical collapse.

"Wah lau, Iran and US cannot settle their problem after my Japan trip ah?" one traveller complained at Changi Airport.

Travel agencies report a surge in regional bookings, as many Sinkies would rather face monsoons in Bangkok than a two-hour delay in Dubai.

"I don't care about the news, I only care if my air miles still can use," noted another resilient survivor.