Singaporeans Demand Death Penalty For Executive Who Cancelled Buffy

The news that a Buffy The Vampire Slayer reboot was murdered by a clueless executive has triggered a level of Sinkie rage usually reserved for price hikes at the local food court.

While Hollywood starlets weep into their designer handkerchiefs, Singaporeans have taken a more traditional approach, petitioning the government to extend capital punishment to anyone who disrespects 90s television legacy.

"This kind of boss really deserves to be staked, man," fumed one local office worker while scrolling through TikTok.

"Don't watch the show then want to be the big hero and cancel everything? Typical management style, talk only no action, then spoil market for the rest of us! Siao one!"

Disney and Searchlight are reportedly bracing for a wave of aggressive emails written in font size 48.