Singaporeans Bankrupt Themselves To Join BTS City Migration Crisis

As Seoul transforms into a purple-lit utopia for the new BTS album, local authorities report that half of Singapore has officially declared bankruptcy to fund one-way tickets to "BTS City."

Thousands of desperate fans are reportedly liquidating their family’s inheritance just to witness a 15-minute drone show and buy a limited-edition "Arirang" hoodie.

"Wah lau, Singapore so boring one, landmarks also no standard," said one local retail assistant currently selling their bed to afford a budget flight.

"Better I go Seoul and sleep at the park than stay here see the same lights every night lah!"

The mass exodus has left local malls deserted, as the remaining population realizes that without K-pop, Singapore is just a very clean, expensive waiting room for death.