Singaporeans Appalled By Veteran Actress’s Brave Struggle With Leftover Food

Veteran actress Xiang Yun has courageously come forward to reveal the unimaginable trauma of being a local celebrity, which apparently includes people being slightly rude on the internet.

The nation wept as her daughter, Chen Yixin, recounted the psychological scars left by a headline accusing her mother of—God forbid—bringing home free catering leftovers from a film set.

This level of extreme public shaming has prompted many to wonder how a Mediacorp star survives the indignity of not having a 24-carat gold rice bowl.

“Liddat also can ah? I thought they only eat bird nest and abalone daily one,” remarked local auntie, Mavis Tan.

“Wah lau, if take leftover also considered bullying, then my boss is basically a terrorist for making me use the office pantry microwave.”

Experts suggest that Singaporeans who find fame too difficult should try getting a real job where the public can hate them for free.