Singaporean Surgeon Probed For Treating Patient’s Arteries Like Confetti

The Singapore Medical Council has launched a formal inquiry into a local urologist who allegedly treated a human torso like a high-stakes game of ‘Operation’ with the buzzer turned off.

While attempting to remove a tumour at Raffles Hospital, the specialist reportedly severed two massive abdominal arteries, mistaking them for the renal artery despite the vessels having entirely different anatomical zip codes.

Following the accidental butchery, the doctor reportedly paused for 13 minutes, presumably waiting for the patient’s internal organs to ‘undo’ the last action.

“I thought he was doing some pro-level surgery leh, but he just stand there like stone,” said one hospital worker. “Cut wrong liao still never call for help, wait for what? Wait for 4D results is it?”

The victim unfortunately died three days later after her digestive system decided it could no longer function without a blood supply.