Singaporean Pimp Wins ‘Remote CEO’ Award While Hiding In Thailand

A visionary Singaporean entrepreneur has been hailed as a pioneer of the "Work From Anywhere" movement after successfully managing a ten-woman vice ring in Geylang while hiding in Thailand.

Despite having his passport impounded, the boss displayed true Sinkie grit by illegally sneaking into Chonburi to conduct his board meetings via encrypted messages and sheer audacity.

Local authorities were impressed by his commitment to his regional SME, noting he continued operations even while an arrest warrant loomed over his head.

“Wah lau, this kind of spirit where can find?” said one regular client from Balestier.

“His Zoom connection maybe lag, but his service standard still steady pom pi pi, really damn ups sia!”

The innovator is currently being "onboarded" back into the Changi Prison ecosystem.