Singaporean Man Spends Thousands Turning Public Corridor Into Blinding Hallucination

Beach Road resident Ryan Qim has successfully spent a four-figure sum to ensure his neighbours develop permanent retinal damage while walking to the rubbish chute.

The professional chef transformed his public HDB walkway into an illuminated "garden" display, effectively creating a budget version of Gardens by the Bay for people who cannot afford the Grab ride to Marina Bay.

Local resident Mdm Tan was visibly distressed by the high-voltage aesthetic and the lack of physical space.

"Wah lau, I just want to go buy 4D only, but now I must walk through this Avatar forest like some damn fairy, for what?" she complained while squinting.

The extravagant installation serves as a glowing reminder that some Sinkies will do anything to colonise common property just to feel a fleeting sense of importance.